1.30.2007

True Story

It's a cold, winter morning. A mother walks into a small restaurant with her two year-old son. She greets the lady behind the counter and explains that she was just standing at the bus stop outside when her son told her he had to go pee, and that he needs to use the restroom. The lady behind the counter rolls her eyes, mumbles something under her breath and signals a big, burly man over to them.

"He'll take him to the restroom," the lady tells the mom.

"No, I can take him to the restroom," the mom says.

The lady and the big, burly man explain some nonsense about the restroom being behind the grills and customers not being allowed in that area of the restaurant.

The mother, now visibly upset, asks the lady for a plastic cup so that her son can go pee in the corner.

"He can't pee in the restaurant!" the lady behind the counter says.

The other customers, who have been watching the exchange, begin to weigh in on the situation.

"What? You don't trust him to take your son to the restroom?" one man asks the mother.

"What is she doing in the neighborhood if she doesn't even trust the people here?" one lady quietly asks another.

"It's not like he can stand up and hold his own penis!" the mother hurled back at everyone.

A woman sitting nearby with a young girl reached into her diaper bag and offered the mother a diaper.

"It's for girls but it may help," one mother said to the other.

"Thank you," the mother said, accepting the diaper. And she left the restaraunt to catch her bus and go to work.


THIS IS THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN. TRUE STORY.

1.26.2007

Say Cheese!

This time, Hayes and I were at Frank's Chop Shop for a first-haircuts themed photoshoot with Photographer Alessandro Zuek Simonetti and his magic camera {www.zuekphotography.com}. Here's a peak at some stylish cuties being...well...um...fire engine sirens.

1.20.2007

Partyoke!

So maybe your first love is fashion, or music, or making up fun ways to get a paycheck. But, secretly, don't we all wish we were rockstars? I do! And so does everyone at Karoake Killed the Kat, Monday nights at Pianos on the lower east side, where Chris Goldteeth is karoake king. And the crowd is his funky, loyal subjects. Partyoke anyone? You can see more at www.karoakekilledthecat.com but here's what I witnessed...


Chris Goldteeth, the God.




Natalie, killing it!


Look! It's K. Fed! I mean, Gay Fed! {He sang New Edition}


He wasn't the only one brave enough to get half naked on stage. But he was the only El Debarge+Jackson family mix in the crowd. And on another note, she busted her behind on the floor right in front of me. But she was up so quick, I couldn't get a good pic.


Oooh!...El Jackson!

1.10.2007

Good Times



(Khalym. Kareem. Greenburg. And me).

1.03.2007

ReWine

When it comes to satisfaction {and what really matters besides that, right?}, 2006 was not a let down: Hayes turned 1, we found quality time with friends and family, I finally got the whole mom-thing down {so don't say a thing, 'cause I'm seasoned now}, and I actually liked most of the music that came out.

But this video of the dutty wine colombian style is the best ever,...EVER!

Let the reminiscing begin...

Happy Noo Yeeah!

Aint no party like a Hayes-getting-tipsy-off-of-fried-bread-party...


The man


The ladies


That's mama to you...baby!


Billy D. in tha house


HONK! HONK! TOOT! TOOT!


Hayes, 5 fried bread sticks later


Shout out to Cali

HAPPY 007!