Look!

Hayes, the model.

Oopsie Poopsie

Remember the day you were babysitting _________ (insert name here), and on the way to the coffee shop he picked up that piece of _________ (insert dirty object here) that you thought was a rock...but it wasn't, and when you got inside and the _________ (insert child's favorite beverage here) came, he got so excited that the piece of ________ (insert dirty object here) flew out of his hand and accidentally knocked the wig off that little old lady sipping coffee nearby?

Kids are so embarrassing! And until they become teenagers and we can relish payback for all of those publically embarrassing displays, we have only our sincerest apologies to give...well, or maybe a card from this nifty box of prepared pardon-me's that sells for $9.99 at shopintuition.com. check it out...

Be Afraid

Name: Victor De Leon III
Alias: Lil' Poison

Currently holds the title of "world's youngest professional gamer" and competes in major league gaming competitions as one of the top ranked Halo players in the world (and he collects major cash for his winnings). But get this, he's only 8-years old! And he started playing when he was just two.

Hold up! Isn't Halo an M-rated game recommended for players 17 and older?...Ooooooh! I'm telling!