Oopsie Poopsie

Remember the day you were babysitting _________ (insert name here), and on the way to the coffee shop he picked up that piece of _________ (insert dirty object here) that you thought was a rock...but it wasn't, and when you got inside and the _________ (insert child's favorite beverage here) came, he got so excited that the piece of ________ (insert dirty object here) flew out of his hand and accidentally knocked the wig off that little old lady sipping coffee nearby?

Kids are so embarrassing! And until they become teenagers and we can relish payback for all of those publically embarrassing displays, we have only our sincerest apologies to give...well, or maybe a card from this nifty box of prepared pardon-me's that sells for $9.99 at shopintuition.com. check it out...