All I Want for Christmas: A Practical Revelation

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s almost Christmas time. And Christmas time means gift getting. So after “hours of uninterrupted sleep” and “a few more hours of uninterrupted sleep,” I suggest adding something a bit more realistic to your wish list this year.

Here is the first of a long list of things to get addicted to and people to hit up for a happy, healthy 2008.

SHARP SHOOTER
Tell a grandparent you need this {preferably your childs' grandparent}:


The Canon PowerShot SD750 digital camera allows you to capture the world--and that maniac kid who can't stand still for a three second photo--and share it all with friends and family. {Find all the details, including info on this camera's cool face recognition feature, at Staples}.

SECURITY!
Ask your boss for a raise to go with your holiday bonus and buy this:


Paranoia is the new normal and well adjusted. A shredder like this may help you cope with the thought of pesky identity thieves. This one from Staples eats everything from paper junk mail to paper clips and compact disks. And it provides good, clean, orderly adult amusement for seconds at a time. {Yippeeee}!

Be sure to check back here for more premium goods all day, every day. Ok, every other day. I promise.